Krakatoa
2 Krakatoa
© 2010 Hoke Simpson/No Alibi Music ASCAP
If I was a billionaire
I’d give you a buck or two
An’ if I had that x-ray vision
You know I’d see you through
An’ if a football field was my feather bed
I’d offer you a nap
An’ if Krakatoa was my commode
Then I could take your crap
If fish ride bikes an’ pigs can fly
An’ vampires love the sun
Then put your little hand in mine
‘Cause you and I ain’t done
If a filet steak was twenty cents
I’d give you your next meal
An’ if I was Johnny Cochran, lord,
I’d take you on appeal
If up was down an’ back was front
An’ trains would run on time
If words don’t mean a goddam thing
Then I could call you mine
If fish ride bikes an’ pigs can fly
An’ vampires love the sun
Then put your little hand in mine
‘Cause you and I ain’t done
If every hand was a royal flush
I’d take you on a bet
An’ if I could live forever, then
I’d say we ain’t through yet
If all your words were tender
An’ hearts weren’t made of glass
Then I could hope my swingin’ door
Won’t hit you in the ass
If fish ride bikes an’ pigs can fly
An’ vampires love the sun
Then put your little hand in mine
‘Cause you and I ain’t done
If I could leap tall buildings, lord,
I’d fly right to your side
An’ if I was invisible
I’d never have to hide
If politicians told the truth
An’ three plus five was two
An’ Satan was my only friend
Then I could live with you
If fish ride bikes an’ pigs can fly
An’ vampires love the sun
Then put your little hand in mine
‘Cause you and I ain’t done